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Jack Benny Quotes

«My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.»
«A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.»
«Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.»
«I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.»
«I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.»
«Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.»
«It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.»
Author: Jack Benny (Entertainer) | Keywords: pause
«Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces»
«Modesty is my best quality»
Author: Jack Benny (Entertainer) | About: Modesty | Keywords: modesty
«Gags die, humor doesn't»
Author: Jack Benny (Entertainer) | About: Humor, Jokes | Keywords: gag, Gags