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George Carlin Quotes
«When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
An electric, candle, Edison, electric, electric light, gas, gas lamp, lamp, Late Night, that much, Thomas, Thomas Edison, urgent, worked
«Here's somthing you never hear someone say: 'As soon as I stick this red hot poker up my ass i'm going to chop my dick off'.»
«I don't know what to do during a moment of silence. What do they expect of me? They don't say pray. Fuck 'em, I'll pray if I want to. Hey! Pray!. I don't know what to do. Sometimes I have evil thoughts.»
«When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Animals,
Children,
Death and dying,
Possibility
| Keywords:
kid, killed, movie, Western, westerns, wondered
«There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
Friday, Fridays, Friday Night, permitting, rain, rain dance, weather, weathered, weathers
«At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Death and dying
| Keywords:
bathroom, closest, dinner, dinner party, formal, nearest, seated
«What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30 years,>Read People Magazine your whole life...? Take a freakin' chance!»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
chance, magazine, prick, pricked, pricking, The Magazine