Write a 350 word or less story, imagining that you are Shakespeare himself (Shakespearean literacy does not apply), depicting an outback scene.

The night was calm. A cool breeze drifted across the tarnished ground, as I adored the stars in the sky. I walked into the ball and complained to the bloke who was taking me to the dress-up party, "Awwwh! Why do we need to do this?" "Coz it's a break from those nasty days we've been havin' and plus it'll be some fun" he replied "But why do I look like this?!" he just laughed …

…knew we were meant for each other, I walked over to her. I'm sure she felt the same way about me, I had that special feeling deep inside of me. We approached for the first kiss and suddenly I awaken. Making a complete moron of myself, with no-one around to see it. I should've known that such an angel would never exist in such a place as this, still I wonder if she was real...