Short fairytale

This is a short fairytale...It's kind of like beauty and the beast, except the characters are totally changed around...and I only had around 30 minutes to write this...so enjoy!! Once upon a time, there was a short, chubby boy. His face was covered by boils and zits. His name was Zach. He was constantly being teased and bullied, and couldn't stand up for himself. Zach admired the girls who could make bullies bawl …

…didn't really understand the old man, but when he was taken home, he soon found out what he meant. There, before him, stood a lovely girl named Diana. She had hazel eyes and brown hair. She had fair complexion, and she could easily qualify as a princess. From the moment they set eyes on each other, they knew that something was stirring up. Two months later, Zach and Diana married and lived happily ever after.