Homework Is A Waste Of Time, And Should Be Banned!

My fellow students, we are gathered here today to talk about a problem that affects us all. And the problem of which I speak is...homework! Now we all hear the usual moans and groans when the teacher says that we have homework, but tell me honestly, who here actually likes homework? I'll tell you, no-one! No teenager with a reasonable social life will allow this extra burden to be placed upon them other things, …

…in an insane asylum. But my friends not to worry, a new era is dawning. The era of homework is over. Its time, for a new era. Its time to push forward into an era of freedom, an era of hope, and change. We must show the world what a waste of time homework is and. So remember, homework is a waste of time, and should be banned! You must begin it, so start today!