Help the Country's debt

Satire Essay Our country has many issues. One of the biggest problems is that we are in debt. We are in huge amounts of debt, and we will never ever get out of it; Unless one or both of my suggestions are followed up with. The first and more practical of the two suggestions involve me being a police officer. The other suggestion is really the better of the two when it comes to digging …

…is going on, and we are going to put it on pay-per-view. With all of the people that order and watch the ultimate fighting championships, there should be no problems with selling this. This plan would easily take out great country out of debt. With either of these two ideas, this country would be in much better condition both economically and Socially. These ideas should definitely be introduced into the senate for a possible approval.