Bart's The Odyssey. For a creative writing project. Created own version of the Oddysey dealing with baseball.

Bart's, The Prophecy My gracious baseball gods, I come to thee at this here field to sprinkle the ashes of my first broken bat. I am going on a voyage. It will be long. It will be hard. I ask for your help and guidance in finding my curveball. I seem to have lost the ability to throw this pitch. Sandy Koufax, the blazing fastballer, Cy Young, Mr. Reliable, Chief Bender of the Dead ball …

…that you were the one, and so we had to get you." "Wow, this day just gets better." And so they talked, and pitched. Curt was able to help B-radyyeus the Cowboy find his curveball again, saving B-radyyeus's baseball career, and the Boston Red Sox. B-radyyeus returned to his homeland of Texas and went on to lead his team to a district championship, and 3 years later, would get the win in the State Championship game.