Satire (Doctor Seuss interview) Interviewer: All right doctor I have just a few questions for you. Doctor: Sure, I love questions good sir! Interviewer: Ahh… yes all right then let us begin; first Question why did you quit writing books? Doctor: Well it all goes back to forty-two when I started writing books for you, my books caught on, but they were bad and wore out because they were just a fad. Interviewer: I see …showed first 75 words of 485 total…

…showed last 75 words of 485 total…for your time Doctor. Doctor: Sure I’ll do an interview anytime, I’d even do one for a dime, I’d do an interview in a house, I’d do the interview with a mouse. I’d do an interview in the rain, I’d do an interview on a train, I’d do and interview on a boat, on a plane or with a goat… Interviewer: All right doctor that’s quite enough.