Women vs Men

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…ensure the proliferation of the species, men and women will never see eye-to-eye on the issues that are truly important. Men will always have an affinity with Pigsty, will make an epic adventure of taking the trash out, and make Dr. Spock roll over in his grave. Women will always think rationally, walk a hundred miles for running water, and be number one in the eyes of their children. Viva la difference! Final word count: 923