V-day Satire

123 Your St. Hometown USA 12345 Frank LoBiondo c/o US Senate Washington DC Dear Senator LoBiondo Re: Valentines Day After serious consideration and years of technical and psychological studies, we the people have unanimously decided that as a matter of national importance, Valentines Day should no longer be commemorated on February 14th. Our studies have concluded that the Gregorian calendar, as we Americans know it, has been set up for those people who are involved in …

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