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Unfortunately in the past few months the United States has had to take safety precautions never seen before in America. Every public place has new rules and regulations of exactly what one can have. In entering somewhere such as Yankee Stadium, one can no longer have a backpack. One must also be patted down to check for weapons or bombs or whatever else one could possibly bring in that could cause the death count to …

…cause a bigger destruction of course) show him how. And lastly, I encourage you all to donate whatever money you have no lost in this economic recession to the Build Osama A House Fund. He and his people are so poor over there that he must live in a cave! Do you know that each terrorist family there seems to only have just one video camera! The horror! Be strong! Be brave! G-d Bless America!