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How to be Annoying
Title: How to be Annoying
Category: Literature / English
Details: Words: 916 | Pages: 3.9 (approximately 235 words/page)
How to be Annoying
How to be Annoying
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you
"like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Remove every line of someone's .newsrc file except the entry for
alt.sex.fetish.hamster.duct-tape.
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy …showed first 75 words of 916 total…
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…showed last 75 words of 916 total…Finish all your
sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy".
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend".
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook.
Mutter something about "psychological profiles".
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket isn't cricket." Stare at static
on the tv and claim you can see a "magic picture".
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275 words per page