Something Wicked This Way Comes My Hell is a stadium of 20,000+ people in which everyone has a cell phone... Here's why. Say I'm walking down the street. Someone's cell phone happens to go off and thirty-five people all pat themselves down like they are on fire. To boot, the ring tone is nothing but an eardrum-shattering sonic boom of a cute, yet inaccurate version, of the latest pop molasses released for the mindless sheep we …showed first 75 words of 739 total…

…showed last 75 words of 739 total…with more bells and whistles than the person’s handset sitting next to you with the Birkenstocks and Abercrombie shirt that shares a striking resemblance to everyone else’s. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s second period and I need to go find my friend’s number in my phone so I can call the next room to see what he’s doing. Of course, that’s my opinion. I could be wrong.