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Cellphone Rant
Title: Cellphone Rant
Category: Science & Technology
Details: Words: 796 | Pages: 3.4 (approximately 235 words/page)
Cellphone Rant
Something Wicked This Way Comes
My Hell is a stadium of 20,000+ people in which everyone has a cell phone...
Here's why. Say I'm walking down the street. Someone's cell phone happens to go off
and thirty-five people all pat themselves down like they are on fire. To boot, the ring tone
is nothing but an eardrum-shattering sonic boom of a cute, yet inaccurate version, of the
latest pop molasses released for the mindless sheep we …showed first 75 words of 796 total…
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bells and whistles than the person’s handset sitting next to you with the Birkenstocks and
Abercrombie shirt that shares a striking resemblance to everyone else’s. Now if you’ll
excuse me, it’s second period and I need to go find my friend’s number in my phone so I
can call the next room to see what he’s doing. Of course, that’s my opinion. I could be
wrong.
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