Lost in this land that’s so clearly make believe, my mind is playing tricks on me, and my eyes they do deceive. I feel through the looking glass and I hit the grassy floor, and I see the crap that Alice put up with not being able to fit through the tiny door. I ate a stupid cookie and yes I got real tall, and then I drank some juice and then I got …showed first 75 words of 309 total…

…showed last 75 words of 309 total…were sorry and they couldn’t help me at all, and of course I beat them up because I was still kind of tall. I ran and I ran, then I hit the queens court, and she was chopping off heads in the name of sport. I kidnapped the rabbit, as the queen said off with her head, and made him take me home through the looking glass where I lay asleep on the bed.